Ultimate Showdown.

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys,

and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive,

I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

into the crotch of Indiana Jones

who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris

angels sang out an immaculate chorus

who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain

as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne

but Chuck saw through his clever disguise

and he crushed Batman's head inbetween his thighs